Underwater greetings

The first evening we sat around in the restaurant hoping for the best; firstly that the food was edible and secondly that the group would be ok. We soon found out how lucky we were; the food was amazing and the company was even better! We were all very different in ages, nationalities and backgrounds. The staff consisted of Katie (the leader who’s supposedly from Yorkshire), CJ (the turtle and shark loving Manchurian), and Rich (the handshaking, backgammon fanatic from South Africa).

For the first week the group was split as I and five others learned to dive and amazingly by the end had finished the advanced course, which meant deep dives at wrecks and buoyancy obstacle courses. The others went on dives to remove as many Crown of Thorns (starfish) from the reefs as possible and started making their video on being a good diver.
We quickly settled into the routine of the day which meant 2-3 dives; much underwater handshaking and clapping, binging on the weirdest snacks we could find and downing as much Milo as possible. Every evening at 7pm- ish we had meetings with Katie who told us the plan for the next day which is always highly secretive and very different. After dinner our evenings are filled with either very competitive backgammon games, volleyball (I still have many bruises) or ‘scrubbing the boat’ i.e. drinking in Cabana bar a few meters down the beach.

Cabana is the most relaxed bar on the planet, with an amazing layout with hammocks and surfboards. The owners are great and especially amazing at fire Poi. (Something a few of us are trying to learn which means many tennis balls smacking our faces repeatedly). Friday night was party night at Cabana and that’s all I’m going to say about that ;)

Bye!

Diving in the dark

After a rather long overnight trip from Kuala Lumpur to Mersing, involving an entirely unsuccessful attempt at getting some sleep on the beach I made it onto the ferry across to Tioman and arrived on the island along with a few others joining the expedition. It was by this time around 10 in the morning and turning into a very hot and sunny day. We were met at the jetty and driven to Swiss Cottages where we were to spend the next 6 weeks. After a brief introduction to Katie and the staff at Swiss Cottages we were pointed in the direction of breakfast, which was definitely needed by this point. Despite arriving completely exhausted I could feel myself relax immediately. The staff of both the dive centre and Swiss Cottages were all very welcoming and after some food and a quick snorkel it was clear I was going to love it here. The rest of the first day involved lunch, unpacking, getting to know the other volunteers as they arrived and an evening trip down to Cabana for a beer and some more socializing.

I arrived here having never dived before so the next day I was set up with all the necessary kit: BCD, regulator, weight belt etc, and on Sunday I began my open water course along with 5 others. That day we just did the first confined dive as we were all a little nervous and so it took a bit longer to complete all the skills than had been anticipated. By the end of that first dive though I could tell I was going to enjoy it and was looking forward to getting back in the water.

Over the next three days we completed the rest of the confined dives, the 4 open water dives and all the book reading, DVD watching and tests required to pass the course. Although some parts were more challenging than others (when removing your mask underwater it’s important to remember not to breathe in through your nose, as this resulted in me swallowing a large amount of sea water! Not a mistake I made again) it was always enjoyable and starting the open water dives was quite exciting since it meant seeing rather more marine life than the confined dives had offered, including a turtle (which I actually managed to swim right over until it was pointed out to me – my observational skills need some work). We were in fact reminded at the end of the dive that we were still technically supposed to be learning and could we please try and be less distracted by the fish until we’d finished the rest of the open water dives, after which there would of course be plenty of time to explore and see exciting animals.

Having completed our open water course in a grand total of about 4 days we moved on to the advanced course. On Thursday we began the day with an ‘Underwater Naturalist’ dive, combined in my case with ‘Underwater Photographer’ as I have brought along an underwater camera. This one mostly involved having things pointed out which we had to write down details about and I would photograph in order to later identify them. I spotted a cuttlefish during this dive, got quite overexcited and tried to call to people, which doesn’t work all too well with a regulator in your mouth! The afternoon had us doing ‘Peak Performance Buoyancy’ including a short underwater assault course where you had to swim through hoops without touching them (harder than it sounds!). My favourite part of the day however came at around 7:15pm when we embarked on a night dive. It felt quite strange at first and it was pretty dark, but it was actually quite relaxing and I thoroughly enjoyed it. We saw several bamboo sharks and when returning to the beach there was even an octopus in the shallows. One part which everyone seemed to love was when we settled on the bottom and turned off all the lights. Instead of it being pitch black we were surrounded by tiny green specks of bioluminescence. It was fascinating and everybody happily sat there waving their arms around and enjoying the light show.

Friday we did a ‘Deep Dive’ and ‘Underwater Navigator’. Navigation is a useful and often necessary skill, but I enjoyed the deep dive rather more since it was just exploring a wreck and spotting fish (a scorpion fish and a lion fish amongst those seen this time).

All this meant that by Friday evening I had completed both my open water and advanced open water courses. Definitely a reason to celebrate and perfect timing since Friday is party night, so we grabbed some bbq food, cooked up some pasta salad and bought rather a lot of alcohol and hauled it all to Cabana. It was definitely a good night, although I think next week it might be sensible to buy more bottles of mixer than bottles of spirits rather fewer! The food was delicious though and there was to go around, and the night ended in some very talented dancing from a lot of people. I now know most of the underwater hand signals for shark, turtle, and various fish as it seemed appropriate to incorporate them into the dancing!

The summer of a lifetime

A normal afternoon lazing around in Andava.- I am to be found lying on the white sand of half moon beach, reminiscing on the mornings dive.

Early winds wiped the blue until it was frothing white, so we quickly plunge down into the calm crystalline depths.
Now in a magical world, circling *bommies doused in shafts of turquoise sun light, watching darting Anthias – flicks of fire in the shadows, juvenile angle fish splitting the endless blue with arcs of brightest white, beneath an overhanging tabular coral you gaze eye to eye with a dusky Trumpet Fish and a startled looking Google Eye. Hover momentarily over an anemone, whose tentacles sway in the surge and watch as *“kely kely” Madagascar Anemone Fish daringly emerge. Out of the blue three Moorish Idols appear – haughty and undeterred by these clumsy, cumbersome divers. They are a stunning vision of yellow, white and black, looking like a Dali creation painted on a blue canvas. Hugging the bottom we glimpse the oddest creation of all, a Porcupine Fish, giving a perpetually concerned expression, looking more like a distorted cushion, rather than a sleek stream-lined ocean dweller. As we ascend through a spectrum of turquoise we are surrounded by sequin-like blue lights seamlessly suspended- a glorious natural phenomena – Ribbon Jelly Fish. We eventually break the surface, and exclamations of awe are spluttered through regulators. Hoisting ourselves on to the boat we return to land.

My reminiscing is brought to a sudden halt as 10 *Vezo kids race over the rocks, calling *“Vazaha”, they crowed ’round, still a little cautious. One girl, braver than the rest, brakes free and tentatively touches my hair, then loses her nerve and they all scamper back giggling. Soon no one is shy; boys run into the shallows and pull out Brittle Stars, which they proudly present to me. I sadly return them to their watery world. All barriers are soon forgotten, we begin; I do a hand-stand and eagerly they start tumbling around me. The eldest boy -8, starts doing continuous cart-wheels, much to my applause. They all try, ending in joyous, sandy heaps. Then he leaps off the cliff – very spectacular, I applaud again, then, to my horror, they all start plummeting through the air. Four year olds throwing themselves off four meter drops – I cant watch. A little tired of giving a constant piggy back, I deposit the girl down. Sadly she walks away, guilt-ridden I call her, grinning she runs back, I take her wrists and swing her ’round and ’round. It soon catches on – numerous hands are held before me and a sea of grinning faces look up. I start revolving – sea – cliff – tree, – sea – cliff – tree, – sea – cliff – tree. I slump on the sand, spinning, totally dizzy, much to the children’s glee. “Time out” I gasp, so they plunge into the shallows showing me how far they can swim, and somersaulting into the surf. Soon bored they run up the beach yelling and throw themselves onto the sun-beaten sand. They roll over and over. In my naivety I think it is their way to dry themselves. Then they stand and scream – * “we Vazaha” “we Vazaha”- and the once black kids are now completely white. They sprint towards us, the *“kely” girl and I pretend to be scared and turn tail screaming into the sea. The boys splash about us, and become rich black once more. They never tire of the joke- “we Vazaha”.
Eventually shattered we collapse on the sand and they try to learn my name, and I theirs, they giggle helplessly at my pronunciation. One by one they slip off, reprimanded by their mothers and brothers returning on their *Pirogues after a days fishing.
Alone again I don my mask and wallow in shallows around the shore, ruby like star fish glow on the rocks below. Quite now I catch sight of a curious Cow Fish, intense little eyes, and quizzical expression. Neither daring to get too close, we continue in this vein for some time. The cool of late afternoon drives me back, and at last I lie, rocking back and forth on my hammock and watch the hot, pink sun slip beneath the ocean.

• Bommies- a lump of corals surrounded by a sandy bottom.
• Kely Kely- “little” in Vezo language.
• Vezo- the “people of the sea” the name of the fishing people of Southern Madagascar.
• Vazaha- foreigner/stranger in Vezo language.
• Pirogues- the African style of dug out boat found in Madagascar.

Tioman redundancy retreat

Having been made redundant after 12 years working for a certain UK bank, I was determined to have an experience with my enforced time off that would allow me to clear my head and move on into my next career.

I considered various camping trips across Alaska and the Australian outback, but then I remembered that I really liked diving. Much research saw me plump for Blue Ventures in Tioman Malaysia.

Good choice. Although still in its early days as an expedition, Katie, BV and the rest of the staff have really put a lot of effort into making this both an enjoyable and educational trip.

Our group was pretty small, only 4 diving volunteers (all advance qualified), 2 non diving from California and 4 Malaysia students (who were also diving). However, that mix worked really well.

The accommodation at Swiss is fairly basic, but with warm showers and comfy beds that’s all you really need. The big plus is the location right on the beach, steps from the dive centre, some great staff (Stella and Malik in particular) and easy access to Happy Alice’s local shop of delights and the duty free stores.

Learning fish, invertebrates and coral types took some time but it ends up being pretty satisfying being able to actually identify what you are seeing under the water rather than just concentrating on the big fish as I tended to do as a regular diver.

Surveys take some time to perfect but are equally rewarding.

After hours activities included volleyball games on the beach against the local bar side, mad games of musical chairs (many scrapes and bruises discovered the morning after), bonfire on the beach, partying at the Berjaya resort and trips to ABC for the best pizza on the island.

We assisted at the Marine Park camp for mainland school kids. Making complete fools of ourselves in a skit on preserving the marine environment.

The 3 day trip to Juara and the turtle sanctuary was really rewarding. Seeing hatchlings released on the beach (albeit at 6am) was fantastic and diving the other side of the island demonstrated the difference between the monsoon side and the calmer better reef sites on the Tekek side. The trek up the hill through the jungle was a hell of an experience. Make sure you are reasonably fit!

The two days we spent in Mukut a small fishing village in the South was a real eye opener, staying with local people, getting the chance to see how they live and eat. Helping out at the local school was great fun especially the train game.

I maybe haven’t decided what I will do when I return, but the last 6 weeks are an experience I will never forget (particularly the sight of Christian buried in sand with his ‘sand boobs’ set on fire).,